Asked this girl to date me once and she told me she just wanted to be friends. →

a-human-between-two-scorpions:

She is now one of my best friends and is always there for me and I try to do the same.

Anybody who can’t appreciate their friends because that person won’t date them is not a nice person who got thrown by the wayside by a mean person; they are in fact an Ass Nugget.

A person who holds a grudge…


grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork


guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions



greatfatsby:

"free shipping"

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"with orders of $50 or more!"

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nurseblonda:

actual footage of me walking to class in the morning

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strawnarrykiss:

you better shape up cause i need a man 

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kissingandcoffee:

sneakyfeets:

HAHAHA HOLY SHIT WE WERE LOOKING AT PICTURES OF SURGERIES IN CLASS AND ALL THE GUYS WERE HOOTING AT THE SLICED BREAST ONES AND THEN THE TEACHER SWITCHED TO A PENIS PIC WHERE IT WAS CUT OPEN AND SOME 300LB JOCK DOUCHEBAG FAINTED RIGHT OUT OF HIS CHAIR BOYS ARE WEAK BOYS ARE FUCKING WEAK

you mean to tell me

that there was a god damn CUT OPEN BOOB

IN SURGERY

AND BOYS WERE STILL SEXUALISING IT

FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOES NO ONE SEE HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS



sinninqly:

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wonderous-world:

Biddy is a 2-year old male African Pygmy hedgehog who goes on amazing adventures with the help of his people parents Thomas and Toni. He goes all over the place and if you want to see more of him and his travels check out his Instagram!



questiun:

The cutest thing you’ll ever see. x